do NOT mess with this computer, man

i will totally cut you.

this is so a monster waiting to happen....

hooray for the discount rack having something non-acrylic! And now I just need to make it...

I've heard of Tipsy Cakes...

... but Surly Cake is a new one on me.

It makes me very, very happy, though. Surly Cake is adapted from this pattern. I'm very tempted now to go to various restaurants with Surly Cake and snap pictures of him with their dessert plates. Because I'm just that way.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. P.S. Rach, how do you bake a card? :)

Imagine

Imagine me quilting, knitting, crocheting, scrapbooking or baking a great big, homemade card for Kathy saying
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Yarn Cthulhu

The title says it all.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/08/29/yarn-cthulhu/

For Kathy's other hobby.

I know, what use could this possibly have, but I like it anyway.

I made a shiny ball of mud.

I really don't know why the japanese art of hikaru dorodango is so fascinating to me. Maybe because it is meditative. Maybe because it is fascinating watching something made simply of earth become a shiny sphere. Maybe because it is an elevated reason to PLAY WITH MUD.

I don't know.

That aside, this is a cheap, and interesting way of creating a lasting memory of a very specific place - the color and shine of the dorodango are directly related to the dirt you are using. This ball here is forever a piece of my backyard in Alpharetta. Now I want to collect dirt whenever I travel. Won't that be fun for airport security?

There are a couple of websites that explain the method for making these. I used this one. Basically, you start with barely damp earth (think good sandcastle dampness) and you try and make the most round of round spheres you possibly can. OCD is an asset here. Then, you let it dry a bit - some methods suggest using a ziploc for this, I didn't - and from that point you just add layers of fine, dry dirt, rubbing as you do, until you develop the gloss you want. It took a few hours to make total, and a good portion of that was sitting in front of a movie while my hands were adding the last fine dirt layers.

The dorodango lightened in both weight and color as it dried and now it is sitting on the mantle above my fireplace. There is a scale of shininess that rates dorodango from 1-5, 5 being super ultra glossy awesome explosion. I'm figuring this around the two to three range, but I'm hoping for a four for the next one. On Moh's hardness scale, I'm figuring it's around a 2, because I like to classify these things.

I did try a second one, but rubbed too hard and cracked it, so I have to attempt again. I've got some super red dirt from near one of the restaurants I used to work at. Shiny red mud ball...

Wedding shoes

First post! w00t

The only photo I have of a current project right now is the shoes for my wedding. I put a bunch of beads on them to dazzle them out of their $7.00 upbringing.

Most of my crafts are born out of one of two things: The innability to sit still or the innability to pay money for something that I think I can make myself. The shoes are a perfect example... when shopping for wedding shoes, I think I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw how expensive they were. Poor upbringing... or just shear stubborness, I'm not sure. Its also why I started making corsets. As you can probably guess, this will largely influence the crafty things that I post on here. (Thank you Julia for inviting me! *Kevin and I sent you something in the mail too)